Canadian Chainsaw Man

Besides a bloody chainsaw,
Mr. Despres also had a knife,
a hatchet and brass knuckles

Seems odd, at first. But then I realized this cat would never have gotten to this point if he had owned an intimidating pickup truck. Like a Mitsubishi Raider, which is advertised as the most intimidating pickup truck. Why would he need to become a chainsaw killer if he had one of those? And even if for some reason a cat with a Mitsubishi Raider did become a chainsaw killer, he still wouldn't get stopped at the US border. Maybe they should call it the Mitsubishi Rader and say it is as intimidating as a bloody chainsaw.