two dollar pistol: Canadian Chainsaw Man

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Canadian Chainsaw Man

Besides a bloody chainsaw,
Mr. Despres also had a knife,
a hatchet and brass knuckles
Seems odd, at first. But then I realized this cat would never have gotten to this point if he had owned an intimidating pickup truck. Like a Mitsubishi Raider, which is advertised as the most intimidating pickup truck. Why would he need to become a chainsaw killer if he had one of those? And even if for some reason a cat with a Mitsubishi Raider did become a chainsaw killer, he still wouldn't get stopped at the US border. Maybe they should call it the Mitsubishi Rader and say it is as intimidating as a bloody chainsaw.


Blogger Mickey said...

< looking to see if if I`m on the right page...>

Thought I was at News of the weird for a sec...
Fine young man.

10:47 AM  
Blogger Dadgum said...

The bumpkin tried to take his murder weapons across the border....

Can a convict serve Kali while serving time?

9:10 AM  

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